After a restless night where your dreams were filled with the apocalyptic images of gifts being filled with voting cards and a North Pole ruled by XR0304B, you wake up and join dAnkan for breakfast.
“Welp, today’s the day,” dAnkan says while pouring you some coffee. “The votes will be cast, the future decided…”
“I hope people remember to vote for the candidate that has shown time and time again to stand for the children, “ you respond while spreading some snow on your ice sandwich. “It can be easy to forget them in times like these, but kids are…”
“THE CHILDREN!” dAnkan yells out while spitting coffee on a nearby map causing some pins to fall outside of it. “How can we have forgotten about the young voters!? Oh qu*ck, we don’t have much time now. Quick, look at what XR0304B has been doing on that front, we might be able to borrow some ideas.”
You turn on the trusty LemonTM computer and go to XR0304B’s campaign website while dAnkan is quacking about the importance of thinking like the kids do. After clicking around for a little while, you find a link to an affiliate website.
“I don’t know if I want to think like the kids do” you answer uncertainly, not quite sure what it is you are looking at. “But XR0304B seems to have focused on…influencer endorsement?”
“Great, let’s do that! Get that influencer specifically, I’d bet that XR0304B has done some serious vetting to ensure they are trustworthy,” says dAnkan while looking over the website and trying to figure out whose idea it was to move a hawk to an unseen location.
“It might be a little too late for that, the election is tonight, remember?”
“Alright, alright! Just try to look through the webpage, admin page and all! Find this Hawk and if there’s any dirt on her that we can use to discourage the young voters,” commands dAnkan. “Meanwhile, I’ll manually interact with these packets we’ve received, I don’t know if I trust the automatic handlers to do a decent enough job.”